I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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