talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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