I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I could fuck to npr.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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