I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize