I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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