Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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