They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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