Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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