i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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