Cold hands, warm shart.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
All the doctor said was why
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Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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