we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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