Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
what day is it and did you see me today?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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