and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
