i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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