No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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