thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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