I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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