SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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