can we get nightvision for the apartment?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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