Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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