wat bout pragnant strippers??
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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