I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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