he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
