Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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