it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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