The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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