I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
how can u be prego again
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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