...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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