I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The Olympian is in my bed
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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