Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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