There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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