Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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