my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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