fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Randomize
