Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Terrible idea I love it
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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