I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
that is very illegal...i love you.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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