And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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