Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
