there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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