Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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