yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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