you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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