More tranny stories later!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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