You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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