Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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