I just cut my nipple shaving
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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