I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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