what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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