Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
