Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
