then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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