Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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