I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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