yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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